{"id":1052,"date":"2012-01-26T21:27:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-26T21:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=1052"},"modified":"2018-11-20T05:35:10","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T05:35:10","slug":"toon-thursday-never-gonna-happen-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=1052","title":{"rendered":"Toon Thursday: NEVER Gonna Happen."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This cartoon&#8217;s not writing-related, really, but I woke up yesterday morning with this one taking shape in my half-awake brain. (So if it&#8217;s goofy and makes little sense, you can blame it on that. Unfortunately, I have no such handy excuse for the goofiness of any OTHER cartoons.)<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/writingya.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/NeverGonnaHappen-Twitter.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/writingya.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/NeverGonnaHappen-Twitter.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Geek Bonus Points if you get the ironic math joke. Happy Thursday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This cartoon&#8217;s not writing-related, really, but I woke up yesterday morning with this one taking shape in my half-awake brain. (So if it&#8217;s goofy&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2,77],"class_list":["post-1052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-af","tag-toon-thursday"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1052"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6924,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}