{"id":1396,"date":"2010-07-05T11:32:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-05T11:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=1396"},"modified":"2018-11-20T05:32:58","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T05:32:58","slug":"more-shoes-of-awesome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=1396","title":{"rendered":"More Shoes of Awesome"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/wishiwerebaking\/4755720710\/\" title=\"Washington D.C. 023 by wishiwerebaking, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4099\/4755720710_d0abeb5b3b.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"410\" alt=\"Washington D.C. 023\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Ah, that snazzy parquet flooring framed a perfectly adorable pair of slippers which were presented to me upon my arrival at Jama&#8217;s house.<\/p>\n<p>I mentioned ONCE &#8212; <i>ages ago<\/i> &#8212; that I loved those slippers and would like to visit them if I ever visited her. Months and months fast forward &#8212; they were waiting for me when I arrived, along with ROOT BEER, which I can&#8217;t get in the UK, and Cholula Hot Sauce, which is the Hot Sauce of Greatness (Sorry, Louisiana Hot Sauce &#8211; I know that&#8217;s how everyone else in my family rolls, but &#8230; gotta go with Mexico on this one).<\/p>\n<p>My mother thought I looked like the Bernstein Bears&#8217; Mama Bear with these on, which promptly made me take them off&#8230; also, it was almost 100\u00b0F that day, and the slippers just didn&#8217;t suit my frame of mind. However, they were still really cute, and made me fit in with the rest of the denizens of the house!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, that snazzy parquet flooring framed a perfectly adorable pair of slippers which were presented to me upon my arrival at Jama&#8217;s house. I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[15],"class_list":["post-1396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-notes-and-errata"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1396"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6133,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396\/revisions\/6133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}