{"id":1453,"date":"2010-02-04T09:57:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T09:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=1453"},"modified":"2018-11-20T05:32:31","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T05:32:31","slug":"stop-dont-do-it-egregious-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=1453","title":{"rendered":"STOP: Don&#8217;t do it. [Egregious Eyes]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things Eyes <b>CAN<\/b> do:<br \/><i>Squint. Twitch. Shut. Open. Widen. Water. Narrow. Focus. Adjust. Blink. Glance.<\/i><br \/>Things Only Scary Bad Fiction Eyes Can Do:<br \/><i>Pop. Scythe. Raze. Flame. Flash. Freeze. Bug. Laser. Drill. Undress. Flicker. Glow. Dim.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>(Feel free to add to either list in the comments!)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <b>&#8212; from SB Sarah:<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>Seriously. Can we stop with the flicker of fear, the fleeting hint of desire, the flash of rage? COME ON. Couldn\u2019t a hero have tension between his eyebrows, a wrinkle near his eyes that indicated rage that smooths out before she gets a good look? Something other than an emotion floating in his eyeballs that she gets a glimpse of?<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_nIccA6r7lXY\/S2qgyhZaT_I\/AAAAAAAABxE\/cvdI73OWmM0\/s1600-h\/flashing-eyes.gif\" target=_blank title=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" hspace=\"10\" src=\"https:\/\/writingya.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/flashing-eyes.gif\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a>Oh, see, I really have nothing to add to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com\/index.php\/weblog\/comments\/emotional-eyeballs\/\" target= _blank>this<\/a>. Nothing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; except to say: unless you have an x-ray machine and\/or are a doctor of psychology and fairly certain about your patient, the human body can only tell the reader what anyone would be able to see <i>from the outside.<\/i> Unless you&#8217;ve got an ophthalmology license, there&#8217;s just not too much you can read in someone&#8217;s eyes. And if they&#8217;re flashing? Just think <i>POLTERGEIST.<\/i> Or, very angry djinn. And run.<\/p>\n<p>BONUS: Freebie short story by Sherwood Smith at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bookviewcafe.com\/index.php\/The-Sherwood-Smith-Bookshelf\/Sherwood-Smith-Short-Stories\/Faith\" target= _blank>Book View Cafe!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Awesome eyes courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.webweaver.nu\/clipart\/eyes3.shtml\" target= _blank>Webweaver Free Clipart<\/a>. Thanks, guys!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things Eyes CAN do:Squint. Twitch. Shut. Open. Widen. Water. Narrow. Focus. Adjust. Blink. Glance.Things Only Scary Bad Fiction Eyes Can Do:Pop. Scythe. Raze. Flame&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[106],"class_list":["post-1453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-most-egregious-misuse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1453"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5992,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453\/revisions\/5992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}