{"id":1476,"date":"2009-12-13T18:49:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-13T18:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=1476"},"modified":"2018-11-20T05:32:18","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T05:32:18","slug":"zombies-v-unicorns-v-vampires","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=1476","title":{"rendered":"Zombies v. Unicorns v. Vampires&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_nIccA6r7lXY\/SyXe3pqkfnI\/AAAAAAAABt0\/CmoVtZSd_1k\/s1600-h\/Looks+Like+Zombies.jpg\" target=_blank title=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" hspace=\"10\" src=\"https:\/\/writingya.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Looks-Like-Zombies.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a>Good news, Team Zombie! Michael Spradlin&#8217;s <b><i>It&#8217;s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies<\/b><\/i>, illustrated by Jeff Weigel, is the <a href=\"http:\/\/zombiecarols.com\/\" target= _blank>quintessential Christmas book<\/a> for the zombie lover. (Does Team Vampire have something this cool? No, Team Vampire does not.)<\/p>\n<p>Now you can hum along to your favorite carols, while fresh brains are roasting on an open fire, and your loved one is nipping at &#8230;your nose. Hm. That one sounds ominous. Anyway, the titles that made me laugh out loud are:<\/p>\n<p><i>I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus<\/i>, and <i>Deck the Halls With Parts of Wally<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;honestly, this is so gross it made me giggle; it&#8217;s the perfect antidote for&#8230; well, I&#8217;m not sure what. It&#8217;ll make you laugh, though, and probably most of the 8-year-olds you know, too.<\/p>\n<p><i>O, bring us a hippocampus, o, bring us a hippocampus, o, bring us a hippocampus and a cup of good cheer&#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Good tidings to you. Or something like that.<\/p>\n<p>You can find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/aff\/readersrant7?product=9780061956430\" target=_blank><i>It&#8217;s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Zombie<\/i><\/a> at an independent bookstore near you! Just, beware of the grayish, slow-moving people in the parking lot&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good news, Team Zombie! Michael Spradlin&#8217;s It&#8217;s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies, illustrated by Jeff Weigel, is the quintessential Christmas book for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-1476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fantasy-sci-fi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1476"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5928,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions\/5928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}