{"id":1862,"date":"2008-08-26T14:42:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-26T14:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=1862"},"modified":"2018-11-20T05:29:40","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T05:29:40","slug":"for-girls-who-think","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=1862","title":{"rendered":"For Girls Who Think"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>From:<\/b> Porter Welsch [pw034@alabastarprepatory.edu]<br \/><b>To:<\/b> Frances Landau-Banks [fl202@alabasterprepatory.edu]<br \/><b>Subject:<\/b> Hey<\/p>\n<p>Frankie, what&#8217;s up? Hope your term is going well so far. I want to apologize for what happened with Bess last year.<br \/>&#8212; Porter<\/p>\n<p><b>From:<\/b> Frances Landau-Banks [fl202@alabasterprepatory.edu]<br \/><b>To:<\/b> Porter Welsch [pw034@alabastarprepatory.edu]<br \/><b>Subject:<\/b> Hey<\/p>\n<p>You mean, you <i>want<\/i> to apologize, or you <i>are<\/i> apologizing? Your grammar is indistinct.<\/p>\n<p>Okay &#8212; let&#8217;s take a moment to remember <i>The Gilmore Girls<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Remember when that TV show was &#8230;smart, and not all angsty and impossibly twisted and ridiculous? Remember when Rory actually read books and knew things and was self-conscious and brilliant and brave, all on her own?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theboyfriendlist.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"My Number One Book\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 377px; height: 582px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theboyfriendlist.com\/photos\/uncategorized\/2007\/12\/04\/disreputablefinalsm_copy.jpg\" align=\"left\" hspace=\"10\" \/><\/a>Do you miss her?<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t have to. You can find her younger, stronger, better, smarter sister in <i>The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>No, seriously. I&#8217;ve had this book for months and have read and reread it because it puts me in a Gilmore frame of mind.<\/p>\n<p>Rich parents? Check.<br \/>Ridiculous clubby secret society? Check.<br \/>Gorgeous and literate and word-savy and relentless and bent on completely subverting the system? Check, check, check, and check.<\/p>\n<p>Frankie just wants to be &#8230;something real. But how can she be, when she is her father&#8217;s &#8220;Bunny Rabbit,&#8221; which brings to mind the image of something that quivers and sniffles and had long, fuzzy ears? How can she, when her mother doesn&#8217;t trust her to walk on the Boardwalk by herself, and when her feminist sister, away at college, thinks her concerns with boys and such are a little juvenile?<\/p>\n<p>Her Dad&#8217;s always gone on and on about the Secret Order of the Basset Hounds, and how they changed his world. Frankie&#8217;s not sure she should be intrigued &#8212; until her sophomore year when she thinks the boy she&#8217;s crushed on, Matthew Livingston, is part of the club. They&#8217;re recruiting for new members&#8230; but they&#8217;re only boys.<\/p>\n<p>If only Matthew would just let her in on the things going on with him &#8212; but he won&#8217;t. He&#8217;s <i>so<\/i> good looking, such a great boyfriend, otherwise, but he&#8217;s just too secretive&#8230;and a bit condescending. He doesn&#8217;t see Frankie as anyone but a pretty little package he is somehow molding; a cute little mind who will soon be kind of mind he wants in the kind of girl wants her to be around. To him, she&#8217;s just &#8230; a Bunny Rabbit.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, no! Not again!<br \/>And, Frankie decides, not <b>ever<\/b> again.<\/p>\n<p>This is the novel for all the girls who get sick of just waiting quietly and looking meek, gentle, and other bits of someone else&#8217;s idea of feminine, while the guys get the indulgent &#8220;boys will be boys&#8221; chat and have all the fun. Frankie manages to be a lady  &#8212; smart, good looking, intelligent and well dressed &#8212; and <i>still<\/i> pull the best pranks of all time anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Some people aren&#8217;t fond of this book because it&#8217;s told in third person omniscient, and we&#8217;re not as close to Frankie as we are to Ruby and some of the other awesome E. Lockhart characters. But I simply <i>adore<\/i> Frankie, and wasn&#8217;t put off by the voice, which seems to hover in an invisible helicopter above the pristine campus of Alabaster Prep, seeing all, and making snappy, acerbic comments. I am crossing my fingers that Lockhart isn&#8217;t through with this character yet.<\/p>\n<p>Nope, I haven&#8217;t told you much&#8230; any more, and I might ruin the plot. Go. Now. Read.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/aff\/readersrant7?product=%20%20%209780786838189\" target=\"_blank\">Buy this book from an independent bookstore near you!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Quotations taken from an uncorrected advanced proof, courtesy of Hyperion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From: Porter Welsch [pw034@alabastarprepatory.edu]To: Frances Landau-Banks [fl202@alabasterprepatory.edu]Subject: Hey Frankie, what&#8217;s up? Hope your term is going well so far. I want to apologize for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43,44,21,5,58],"class_list":["post-1862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-girls-fiction","tag-humor","tag-realistic-fiction","tag-reviews","tag-sisters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1862"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5099,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862\/revisions\/5099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}