{"id":2008,"date":"2008-04-29T10:47:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-29T10:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2008"},"modified":"2018-11-20T05:28:53","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T05:28:53","slug":"treasures-from-all-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2008","title":{"rendered":"Treasures from All Over"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_nIccA6r7lXY\/SBcKCWAEAnI\/AAAAAAAAAm8\/1EzjSjGjjms\/s1600-h\/around_the_blogs.png\" target=_blank title=\"Ring Around the Blogs\"><img decoding=\"async\" hspace=10 align=right src=\"https:\/\/writingya.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/around_the_blogs.png\" \/><\/a><b>There&#8217;s a television show in the UK<\/b> called &#8220;Are You Smarter than an 5th Grader&#8221; or something like that &#8212; I&#8217;ve never watched it because I have a sister in the sixth grade who assures me that the answer to that is an unequivocal &#8220;No.&#8221; I&#8217;m cheered by the fact that she&#8217;s still not smarter than eighth graders in 1895. Via the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mentalfloss.com\/blogs\/archives\/14423\" target= _blank>mental_floss<\/a> blog, we&#8217;re privileged to see the 1895 final exam presented to 8th-graders in Salina, Kansas&#8230; and boy howdy are those questions hard. FIVE HOURS were allowed for the final test. Five. <\/p>\n<p>Remember that many young adults decided to teach school after graduating from the 8th grade in those days &#8212; and honestly, if they know how to respond to such questions as:<\/p>\n<p><i>A wagon box is 2 ft. deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?   3. If a load of wheat weighs 3942 lbs., what is it worth at 50cts\/bushel, deducting 1050 lbs. for tare? <\/i><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; then they had the chops to at least teach fifth graders&#8230; check out the whole exam <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oneforthetable.com\/oftt\/stories\/an-1895-8th-grade-final-exam.html\" target= _blank>here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Imagine treasure-hunting with your granddad<\/b> &#8212; looking for old cannon balls on a site of a battlefield &#8212; and actually finding treasure. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spiegel.de\/international\/zeitgeist\/0,1518,550406,00.html\" target= _blank>Nine year old Alex<\/a> found 4,600 silver coins dating from the 13th century &#8212; then archaeologists uncovered almost three thousand more. Hands down, best day out with Granddad, EVER.<\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.guardian.co.uk\/books\/2008\/04\/lose_the_language_and_you_lose.html\" target= _blank>the Guardian blog<\/a> &#8212; <b>Shakespeare is being revised &#8212; again &#8212; into &#8220;yoofspeak.&#8221;<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_2828339.html\" target= _blank>&#8220;Dere was somefing minging in de state of Denmark.&#8221;<\/a> Okay, so it&#8217;s accessible to some &#8212; readable, even, if you&#8217;re in the know, but the beauty and power of the original language is what <i>makes<\/i> Shakespeare, isn&#8217;t it? This isn&#8217;t an issue for some, because the language tripped them up&#8230; Once again, people use the argument that if the Bard were writing now, he&#8217;d be writing in &#8220;the vernacular&#8221; as it were &#8212; but whose? I dunno. I find this a bit patronizing. We&#8217;re assuming that people who don&#8217;t choose to participate in the dominate culture only don&#8217;t because they <i>can&#8217;t<\/i>? Hm.<\/p>\n<p><b>&#8220;Smart, funny and cheery, Meyer does not seem noticeably undead in person.&#8221;<\/b> Not &#8220;noticeably.&#8221; Well, that&#8217;s a relief, anyway. <\/p>\n<p>Time Magazine is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.time.com\/time\/magazine\/article\/0,9171,1734838,00.html\" target= _blank>trying to figure out just what the heck is up with Stephanie Meyers<\/a>  &#8212;  how did this 34-year-old observant stay-at-home Mormon mother and housewife turn into a woman being hailed as the next JK Rowling? Seriously, HOW did this happen?! Hat tip to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gailgauthier.com\/2008\/04\/twilight-time.htm\" target= _blank>Original Content<\/a> for the link.<\/p>\n<p>May looks to be a month stuffed with all kinds of fun, games, blog blasts, contests, fluffy bunnies and chickies and &#8230;vampires. Don&#8217;t forget it&#8217;s also <a href=\"http:\/\/shrinkingvioletpromotions.blogspot.com\/2008\/04\/calling-for-your-help.html\" target= _blank>National Independent Bookseller Month<\/a> &#8212; if you haven&#8217;t dropped off the name of your favorite Indie to the ladies at Shrinking Violets, DO SO NOW!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a television show in the UK called &#8220;Are You Smarter than an 5th Grader&#8221; or something like that &#8212; I&#8217;ve never watched it&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,86],"class_list":["post-2008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-views","tag-web-wanderings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4878,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008\/revisions\/4878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}