{"id":2430,"date":"2007-07-11T23:02:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-11T23:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2430"},"modified":"2018-11-20T05:26:56","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T05:26:56","slug":"writerly-scatter-wittedness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2430","title":{"rendered":"Writerly Scatter-wittedness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just need to accept that I&#8217;m not getting anything done today.<\/p>\n<p>It rained a little this morning, and so at six-thirty I was wrestling gleefully with my garden, tying things on stakes, and enjoying the cool &#8212; which I thought would dissipate. THREE HOURS LATER, I&#8217;m still pulling weeds and look up &#8212; oops! &#8212; at the time. It was still cool and dim and I just&#8230; lost track.<\/p>\n<p>Running errands and &#8220;dropping by&#8221; my parents house to pick something up meant a nice long ramble with my grandmother, who is lovely but often vague and begins conversations mid-topic, and insists on confusing me with my <i>sister<\/i> who has the two week old infant. (She invariably asks, with alarm and accusation, &#8220;Where did you leave that boy?!&#8221; And I try to say as gently as possible, &#8220;With his <i>mother<\/i>?&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Extricating myself from THAT conversation and finally getting home meant a backlog of email, which I dallied through, and then finally, FINALLY opening my revision and beginning the grunt work of hacking away&#8230; Only to find my sister, whose best friend lives two doors down, had dropped in for a &#8220;chat.&#8221; And so I hurried downstairs from my office and chatted with two eleven-year-olds for roughly an hour. Never mind that my protagonist is in a car on a boring cross-country trip with her sister and grandmother, and has just discovered the hotel they&#8217;re staying in has a guest bathrobe and a mini bar. No, I clung to reality and talked with my guests about the new 6th grade teacher, Ms. Carmen, who bought them Slurpees last year and how she&#8217;s moving to England to get married, and how much that sucked, because my sister and her friend thought she was nice, and wasn&#8217;t it a long engagement, because didn&#8217;t she show them that ring in something like third grade?<\/p>\n<p>I love having eleven-year-old friends. They are <i>awfully<\/i> diverting. But they were NOT helping me toward my goal of a chapter a day on the last two weeks of my revision.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, back to work&#8230; with a side trip. Via <a href=\"http:\/\/bookshelvesofdoom.blogs.com\/bookshelves_of_doom\/2007\/07\/i-take-issue-wi.html%22\" target=\"_blank\">Bookshelves of Doom<\/a>, I discovered the joyousness that is the Literary Gas guy, and through him I found&#8230; book&#8230; perfume. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbihateperfume.com\/CBinthelibrary.html\" target=\"_blank\">Leather&#8230; or clothbound, with a hint of mildew<\/a>&#8230; Which reminded me that for a Super Special Project happening at the end of August, I have a 1952 FIRST EDITION of a book by an author whom I LOVED as a kid that has that wonderful musty smell of old-book-but-new-to-me. I thought, I could start that&#8230; just a chapter&#8230; if I write JUST a chapter&#8230; if I get that done, I&#8217;ll run a bath, and read for two hours.<\/p>\n<p>I thought I could manage that &#8211; one chapter = two hours of bath and book.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chasingray.com\/archives\/2007\/07\/i_mean_i_guess_i_have_a_moral.html\" target=\"_blank\">Chasing Ray&#8217;s<\/a> post really got me thinking about war, and I had to take some time to jot down some musings in a notebook. Technically, this <i>could<\/i> be construed as working&#8230; but not quite. Read the piece for yourself: it will make you write things down, too. (Probably things with four letters.) Writing thoughtful essays: not working on my FICTION piece.<\/p>\n<p>You know, at <a href=\"http:\/\/saralewisholmes.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Read*Write*Believe<\/a>, I learned about the Writer Hating Bus&#8230; and realized that it was probably idling downstairs in front of my house. THIS REVISION IS DOOMED.<\/p>\n<p>For today, at least.<br \/>We&#8217;ll see about tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just need to accept that I&#8217;m not getting anything done today. 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