{"id":2471,"date":"2007-06-13T19:21:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-13T19:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2471"},"modified":"2018-11-20T05:26:39","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T05:26:39","slug":"odds-ends-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2471","title":{"rendered":"Odds &#038; Ends"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/graphics8.nytimes.com\/images\/2005\/07\/30\/opinion\/20050731_viswanathan.gif\" align=\"left\" hspace=\"10\" \/>Each step in the publishing process for me is cause for a small frisson of panic\/pleasure. This morning my editor, <i>SuperE<\/i>, sent me the tentative jacket copy for my novel.<\/p>\n<p>There is &#8216;flap&#8217; copy in the front. There are a few lines from the novel on the back. There is bio information on the back &#8216;flap&#8217;.<br \/>It sounds like an <i>actual book.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re almost finished with copy editing, and <a title=\"my editor\">SuperE<\/a> expects the novel to hit the design step by the beginning of July.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m&#8230; sort of stunned.<br \/>At least I was sort of stunned until <a title=\"my editor\">SuperE<\/a> asked me if I wanted to include an author photo. Then I was awake enough to ponder for .00001 seconds the reality of my non-photogenic self. Then I just about fell all over myself trying to find a breezy way to subtly  change the subject.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dear God, no,&#8221; I shrieked, and fled.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously. Right now I can think of nothing worse!<\/p>\n<div center=\"\" align=\"\">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br \/>Lately, Gail at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gailgauthier.com\/2007\/06\/do-book-reviews-sell-books.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Original Content<\/a> has been asking <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gailgauthier.com\/2007\/06\/and-what-about-book-trailers-do-they.htm\" target=\"_blank\">some good questions<\/a> about what sells books. Having three fabulous people come forward and volunteer themselves to create a book blog for me, I&#8217;ve been a lot overwhelmed, and a little &#8220;meh&#8221; about the whole business of online book PR. I&#8217;m not sure what nifty things like book trailers and book blogs truly do for a book except provide the author\/creators a whole lot of fun in envisioning the characters, and create another techno artistic outlet &#8212; which, don&#8217;t get me wrong, is a very fun thing. I guess I tend to wonder things like &#8216;who sees this? does it really match my kind of book? does it really match me?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>What it boils down to the idea that the effort that sells a book can&#8217;t really be measured &#8212; they told us in grad school that the whole publishing thing is a crapshoot, and nothing is guaranteed. (In so many words, after so many semesters and so much tuition. Right before graduation.) Which is funny, considering that I have been for weeks trying to weigh output and translate it into sales. I think the trick to the whole thing is to become very Zen and just let it go&#8230; either it does well, or it doesn&#8217;t. I am getting published. And lo que ser\u00e1, ser\u00e1 to everything else.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/bluerosegirls.blogspot.com\/2007\/06\/titles.html\" target=\"_blank\">Blue Rose Girls<\/a> are discussing titles. I&#8217;m still shocked that I got to keep my title this time.<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 125px; height: 167px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyla.org\/content\/user_4\/NYLA_Stock_OldBooks_SM.jpg\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"10\" \/> <a title=\"Secret Agent Man\">S.A.M.<\/a> usually very, erm, <i>gently<\/i> disabuses me of the notion that I&#8217;m good at creating titles at all. Normally not having a title doesn&#8217;t bother me, but I&#8217;d never even heard of this Lulu <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lulu.com\/titlescorer\/index.php\" target=\"_blank\">title scorer<\/a> thing. I mean, who <i>knew<\/i> that statisticians actually sat around trying to figure out if a book will be a bestseller based on its title?! One of my dearest friends since the first grade just finished his doctorate at UCLA in statistics. We&#8217;re going to have a little  <i><b>talk<\/b><\/i> about how statisticians could better spend their time.<\/p>\n<p>(Incidentally, my novel&#8217;s title has only a 26.3% chance of being a bestseller. At present, the most I can say about the title is that it is <i>not<\/i> <a href=\"http:\/\/bookshelvesofdoom.blogs.com\/bookshelves_of_doom\/2007\/06\/to_those_who_wr.html\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;ripped from the headlines.&#8221;<\/a>   At best it&#8217;s ripped off from the dictionary&#8230;)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>In other news, <a href=\"http:\/\/ypulse.com\/archives\/2007\/06\/buy_a_barbieand.php\" target=\"_blank\">Ypulse&#8217;s Anastacia<\/a> is also asking some really good questions. <a href=\"http:\/\/publications.mediapost.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=Articles.showArticleHomePage&amp;art_aid=62166\" target=\"_blank\">Barbie Loves MAC<\/a>!? Can we start the uneasy feelings of not measuring up beauty-wise any sooner for our girls? Don&#8217;t all six year olds need to feel like they&#8217;re not pretty enough? And finally, <a href=\"http:\/\/bookshelvesofdoom.blogs.com\/bookshelves_of_doom\/2007\/06\/danielle_steel_.html\" target=\"_blank\">Bookshelves of Doom<\/a> gave me yet another reason to scream: Danielle Steel. YA. Together at last.<br \/>(<i>Nooooooooooooooooooo!<\/i>)<\/p>\n<p>My sister just phoned to say her apricots were dropping from the tree. Revision be darned. You know where I&#8217;m going!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Each step in the publishing process for me is cause for a small frisson of panic\/pleasure. 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