{"id":2510,"date":"2007-05-23T15:54:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-23T15:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2510"},"modified":"2018-11-20T05:26:32","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T05:26:32","slug":"briefly-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2510","title":{"rendered":"Briefly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hbook.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/sometimes-jokes-just-write-themselves.html\" target=\"_blank\">Read Roger<\/a>, I have discovered yet another potential client for <a href=\"http:\/\/motherreader.blogspot.com\/2007\/02\/bloggers-against-celebrity-authors-baca.html\" target=\"_blank\">MotherReader&#8217;s BACA Club<\/a> &#8211; poor old <a href=\"http:\/\/mediapredict.com\/market\/show\/4858\" target=\"_blank\">Skatey Katy<\/a>, a book by famously bob-haired 70&#8217;s (80&#8217;s?) figure-skater Dorothy Hamil, currently being voted on by the &#8230;voting public.<\/p>\n<p>How, you may ask, does <i>that<\/i> work? According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2007\/05\/21\/business\/media\/21predict.html?_r=1&#038;ref=books&amp;oref=slogin\" target=\"_blank\">the NY Times<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 153, 153);\"><p>&#8220;Media Predict is soliciting book proposals from agents and the public, and posting pages of them on the site. Traders, who are given $5,000 in fantasy cash, can buy shares based on their guess about whether a particular book proposal is likely to get a deal, or whether Touchstone Books, an imprint of Simon &#038; Schuster, will select it as a finalist in a contest called Project Publish. If either happens within a four-month period, the value of the shares go to $100 apiece; if not, the share price falls to zero.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> Yeah. I&#8217;m sort of horrified, to be honest. (Sort of? Let&#8217;s try really horrified.) It&#8217;s not enough that writers have to jump through untold hoops to get published at all (Oh, no, I used colored stationery and festive stamps on my query letter. It <i>will<\/i> get rejected in the mail room, no editor will <i>ever<\/i> see it!!), now it seems at Simon &#038; Schuster, anyway, that American Idol has become a mindset in which people other than publishing professionals are&#8230; betting on my success or failure? Um, hel<i>lo<\/i>&#8230;? And people are upset with <i>bloggers<\/i> for daring to express opinions on books!?<\/p>\n<p>I think I like the model &#8211; clunky and outdated though it might be &#8211; of editors reading book proposals and trying to base their decisions on their own opinions. It&#8217;s not foolproof by any means, and it&#8217;s based just as much on editorial quirk as true merit, which is hard to divine in any case, but it&#8217;s better than the idea of a popularity contest. Even in middle school, I never won any of those&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 227px; height: 208px;\" src=\"http:\/\/kimandjason.com\/shop\/images\/\/kj_collection\/home_office\/present_time\/book_clock.jpg\" align=\"left\" hspace=\"10\" \/>Besides wishing I were a comic book artist, I&#8217;ve also occasionally wished that I were a sculptor, which is why I am endlessly fascinated with the creative use of books &#8212; not only are books great as time machines and transport vehicles to spirit you away, they also make good&#8230;<br \/>clocks. And apparently also <img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 192px; height: 230px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thisintothat.com\/gallery\/sculpture\/larkitechture.jpg\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"10\" \/>birdhouses.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll be glad to note than I am going garage sale scrounging for books to turn into some &#8230;thing. A la <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisintothat.com\/procedure.html\" target=\"_blank\">This Into That<\/a>, my project is going to be wildly creative and beautiful, will speak volumes (heh) to the world of art and literature, and will leave intellectuals breathless.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the greater likelihood is that I am going to be the proud owner of a bunch of really old books, but what the hey, huh?I am still trying to wrap my head around recent news reports. Words fail. For insightful commentary, visit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chasingray.com\/archives\/2007\/05\/on_learning_to_be_fearless.html\" target=\"_blank\">Colleen<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/ckkellymartin.blogspot.com\/2007\/05\/world-fails.html\" target=\"_blank\">CK&#8217;s<\/a> blogs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via Read Roger, I have discovered yet another potential client for MotherReader&#8217;s BACA Club &#8211; poor old Skatey Katy, a book by famously bob-haired&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[78,15,10],"class_list":["post-2510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-literary-life-observations","tag-random-notes-and-errata","tag-views"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2510"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4044,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2510\/revisions\/4044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}