{"id":2557,"date":"2007-04-16T16:52:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-16T16:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2557"},"modified":"2018-11-20T05:26:24","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T05:26:24","slug":"contest-alert-and-weekend-wanderings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2557","title":{"rendered":"Contest Alert! and Weekend Wanderings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t miss <a href=\"http:\/\/lisayee.livejournal.com\/47721.html\" target=\"_blank\">the contest at Lisa Yee&#8217;s<\/a>. It&#8217;s a short one&#8230; a really short one. As in, write a 25 word story. Sadly, I am already stumped.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, <a href=\"http:\/\/discomermaids.blogspot.com\/2007\/04\/3-2-1-contest.html\" target=\"_blank\">the Disco Mermaids<\/a>, together with their agents and the folks from Razorbill, want you to come play. Theirs is a hilarious contest helping the less fortunate&#8230; that is, celebrities without ideas&#8230; and help them to write&#8230; a children&#8217;s book. Because really &#8211; don&#8217;t they all want to? So that they can follow the A#1 writer&#8217;s rule of Write What You Know, your instructions are to give them a title for a book only they could write. Their example makes William Kotzwinkle&#8217;s <b style=\"font-style: italic;\">Walter, the Farting Dog<\/b> turn into: Al Gore&#8217;s <b style=\"font-style: italic;\">Walter the Ozone-Depleting Dog<\/b>. Despite the DM&#8217;s inexplicable prejudices against French hens and turtle doves, this is an awesome contest &#8211; and has some awesome prizes. Do check <a href=\"http:\/\/discomermaids.blogspot.com\/2007\/04\/3-2-1-contest.html\" target=\"_blank\">it<\/a> out!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chasingray.com\/archives\/2007\/04\/buffy_beats_an_axe_every_time.html\" target=\"_blank\">Chasing Ray<\/a> offers a plethora of writing inspirations&#8230; I am more than willing to try the chocolate. The axe? Not so much&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(As you may have noticed&#8230;) Books that include food are a big draw for me. My carb-addicted soul still loves the toast description in <i>The Wind in the Willows<\/i>  of hot buttered toast. Ratty&#8217;s buttery toast is second to none, not even hot, buttered popcorn (yum&#8230;) Ahem. Anyway, from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/arts\/critics\/books\/2007\/04\/09\/070409crbo_books_gopnik?printable=true\" target=\"_blank\">The New Yorker<\/a> comes theories about what the food means, and the question of what the draw is of imaginary or real food in our favorite novels.<\/p>\n<p>Over at <a href=\"http:\/\/fusenumber8.blogspot.com\/2007\/04\/ive-always-sorta-wondered-this-too.html#links\" target=\"_blank\">Fuse#8<\/a>, the dreaded question of author photographs arises. Where\/how\/who takes those? And, like Fuse, I won&#8217;t mention names, but some of them, er, <i>stump<\/i> me. My first two short novels (very out of print), the author pic was taken by the husband of the registrar of the school at which I taught. He is a photographer for PG&#038;E (and who knows why they need photographers?). He took two rolls of B&amp;W and color, and I found four I liked &#8212; in B&amp;W. Needless to say, the publisher wanted color, of course. It was, I felt, revolting, but whatchagonnado? The question thus far has not yet been broached with my current publisher and book designer&#8230; and I don&#8217;t think it will, thankfully. Trying not to angst about the COVER (although I have a FABULOUS cover designer) is bad enough.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20070416\/ap_en_ot\/books_potter_fan_sites\" target=\"_blank\">Potter bloggers<\/a> reminisce about this heady time in their lives, and wonder what to do next. Meanwhile, <a href=\"http:\/\/fusenumber8.blogspot.com\/2007\/04\/please-oh-please-say-there-will-be.html#links\" target=\"_blank\">via Fuse<\/a>, I shudder to think of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cinematical.com\/2007\/04\/14\/universal-studios-florida-building-harry-potter-theme-park-so\/\" target=\"_blank\">Harry Potter Theme Park<\/a>. Oy. Just&#8230; <i>oy<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t miss the contest at Lisa Yee&#8217;s. It&#8217;s a short one&#8230; a really short one. As in, write a 25 word story. 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