{"id":2836,"date":"2006-09-25T22:17:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-25T22:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2836"},"modified":"2018-11-20T05:25:45","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T05:25:45","slug":"takin-down-tiara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2836","title":{"rendered":"Takin&#39; Down the Tiara"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Libby Brin is <i>so<\/i> bored with her life that it&#8217;s scaring her. She&#8217;s bored into shaking. She&#8217;s bored into weeping. She&#8217;s bored into viciousness, and her friends &#8212; talking, drinking, flirting and partying &#8212; aren&#8217;t even smart enough to know that their meaningless little lives are <i>boring<\/i>. Perla is boring. Yeah, yeah, she&#8217;s drop-dead beautiful, but her brain&#8217;s as empty as a bubble. Mike Dutko is a dumb jock, and Perla&#8217;s always messing with him. Sid isn&#8217;t exactly <em>boring<\/em>, but he&#8217;s always got his hood up, cranked into his music, and he&#8217;s been the silent partner in too many embarrassing moments with Libby for her to notice him. And Kenji &#8212; hot, hot, hot, but nobody who Libby really wants to be with long term. They have an &#8220;understanding&#8221; that includes Kenji playing the field until Libby wants him. <img decoding=\"async\" hspace=\"10\" src=\"http:\/\/66.225.129.115\/contests\/queenofcool\/pic200_299.gif\" align=\"right\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Libby is smart, but smart&#8217;s not cool, so she&#8217;s boring and bored, and is, frighteningly, <i>the<\/i> most popular girl in her entire school. Libby&#8217;s is danger of becoming self-destructive. Nothing in her life feels real, and she feels&#8230; nothing. Nothing for Perla. Nothing for Kenji. Nothing. Taking a shot in the dark one day when she&#8217;s barely holding it together, Libby signs up for a zoo internship, and <i>wham!<\/i> &#8212; everything changes.<\/p>\n<p>For one thing: Zoo Internships? Not for the cool. Decidedly not. Her friends can&#8217;t figure out what&#8217;s <i>up<\/i> with her, except for Sid, but he&#8217;s borderline not-cool anyway, since his band is kind of &#8216;faggy,&#8217; according to her Kenji. For another thing, one of the most repellent people in the whole school is doing the Zoo thing &#8212; and she&#8217;s a dwarf Libby&#8217;s always called <i>Tiny<\/i>. Her real name is Tina. Along with Sheldon, this complete nerd-brained science geek, they make up the Blue Team, who observe the animals and shovel the elephant crap.<\/p>\n<p>And what&#8217;s really weird?<br \/>Libby&#8217;s not bored anymore.<br \/>But, is she still <a href=\"http:\/\/www.booksense.com\/product\/info.jsp?affiliateId=ReadersResponse&amp;isbn=0763627208\" target=\"'_blank\">The Queen of Cool<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.misscecil.com\" target=\"_blank\">Cecil Castelucci<\/a> has pulled another awesome book out of her brain &#8211; check it out, and enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Libby Brin is so bored with her life that it&#8217;s scaring her. She&#8217;s bored into shaking. She&#8217;s bored into weeping. She&#8217;s bored into viciousness,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-2836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2836"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3700,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2836\/revisions\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}