{"id":2909,"date":"2006-07-26T18:09:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-26T18:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2909"},"modified":"2018-11-20T05:25:37","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T05:25:37","slug":"return-to-edit-hell-seque","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2909","title":{"rendered":"Return to Edit Hell: The Sequel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have received my editorial letter from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.randomhouse.com\/kids\/about\/imprints.html\">Alfred A. Knopf Books for Young Readers<\/a>! Huzzah! I should be working, but I&#8217;m not! Again, huzzah!<br \/>(Apparently procrastination among writers is <a href=\"http:\/\/paulasjort.blogspot.com\/2006\/05\/fire-in-hole.html\">catching<\/a>&#8230;)<br \/>Let the time-wasting be unconfined! On with the dance!<\/p>\n<p>Kudos to <a href=\"http:\/\/fusenumber8.blogspot.com\/\">Fuse #8<\/a> for pointing out my newest timewaster site: <a href=\"http:\/\/rinkworks.com\/bookaminute\/\">Book-A-Minute<\/a>, which cheerfully and succinctly ultra-condenses everything you&#8217;ve not got the time to read. My favorite example so far?<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The Collected Works of Anne McCaffrey<br \/><\/em>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/strong><br \/><strong>Ultra-Condensed by Christina Carlson<br \/><\/strong><br \/>Female Lead<br \/>I secretly love Male Lead. He must never know.<br \/>Male Lead<br \/>I secretly love Female Lead. She must never know.<br \/>(They find out.)<\/p>\n<p>THE END<\/p>\n<p>Which pretty much sums up, with deep and painful irony, everything our Anne has ever written, and made me snort my tea. <em>Quel amusant.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Have you ever wondered how a book makes the cut to become part of the literary canon? I have, and apparently some teachers have, too. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.miami.com\/mld\/miamiherald\/news\/15094796.htm\">The Miami Herald<\/a> this weekend discussed what makes a classic in children&#8217;s books &#8212; one reader thinks <i><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Catcher_in_the_Rye\">Catcher in the Rye<\/a><\/i> isn&#8217;t a classic, and a classics professor from the University of Miami names <a href=\"http:\/\/www.winniethepoohbear.net\/\">Winnie-the-Pooh<\/a> in favor of the Potter epics as classic literature. Classics, by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.users.muohio.edu\/russopa\/\">Professor Phillip A. Russo&#8217;s<\/a> lights, have to be <i>old<\/i> in order to be classics. <i>Catcher<\/i> isn&#8217;t yet old enough, but it will get there. Quoting 18th century author <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Samuel_Johnson\">Samuel Johnson<\/a>, who, when writing about Shakespeare 150 years after his death said that &#8220;length of duration and continuance of esteem&#8221; are the only earmarks of a classic, Russo doesn&#8217;t even yet include Joyce, Faulkner or Hemingway in that category.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t really adore <i>Catcher; <\/i><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Holden_Caulfield\">Holden Caufield<\/a> gets on my nerves. <u><strong>But<\/strong><\/u> Holden Caufield <em>did something<\/em> for millions of people who read it; it touched a nerve, it shaped a generation of outbursts and rebellious thinking for many. The impact of a novel has got to be worth something. (Thanks again to <a href=\"http:\/\/fusenumber8.blogspot.com\/\">Fuse #8<\/a> for this find.)<\/p>\n<p>And speaking of guys with impact, <a href=\"http:\/\/jkrbooks.typepad.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/a_few_more_cool.html#comment-20207580\">Cool Boys<\/a> are being collected on <a href=\"http:\/\/jkrbooks.typepad.com\/blog\/\">Jen Robinson&#8217;s<\/a> Book Page. Final list is Friday, so stay tuned for the results, and if you have a suggestion, make yours today! Ooh, and one more new time-waster: I keep forgetting to tell you to take the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/users\/ELockhart\/quizzes\/What%20Teen%20Angst%20Novel%20are%20You?\">Teen Angst Novel Quiz.<\/a> I took it, and found out that I am a book I haven&#8217;t read yet. Yay!<\/p>\n<div style=\"BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(216,233,237); TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><\/p>\n<div style=\"BACKGROUND: rgb(129,172,201); HEIGHT: 4px\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"FLOAT: left\" height=\"4\" hspace=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/images\/blue_drk_corner1.gif\" \/><br \/><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"FLOAT: right\" height=\"4\" hspace=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/images\/blue_drk_corner2.gif\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; BACKGROUND: rgb(129,172,201); PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt\"><strong>What Teen Angst Novel are You? &#8211; funny, lots of results, with pix, from the author of The Boyfriend List and Fly on the Wall<\/strong><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; PADDING-TOP: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(216,233,237); TEXT-ALIGN: left\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.quizilla.com\/E\/EL\/ELO\/ELockhart\/1152049941_Prep.gif\" \/><br \/>PREP, by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.curtissittenfeld.com\">Curtis Sittenfeld<\/a>. Thought-provoking, class-conscious, analytical, smartly observant. Sometimes irritating. Go read it. It&#8217;s you. Happy reading! &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theboyfriendlist.com\">E. Lockhart <\/a><br \/>Take this <a style=\"COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)\" href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/redirect.php?statsid=17&#038;url=http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/users\/ELockhart\/quizzes\/What+Teen+Angst+Novel+are+You%3F+-+funny%2C+lots+of+results%2C+with+pix%2C+from+the+author+of+The+Boyfriend+List+and+Fly+on+the+Wall\" target=\"quizilla\">quiz<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/redirect.php?statsid=18&amp;url=http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/\" target=\"quizilla\"><br \/><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"PADDING-RIGHT: 2px; PADDING-LEFT: 2px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 2px; PADDING-TOP: 2px\" src=\"http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/images\/codepastes\/30qzlogo.gif\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a style=\"COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/redirect.php?statsid=18&#038;url=http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\" target=\"quizilla\">Quizilla<\/a><br \/><a style=\"COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/redirect.php?statsid=21&amp;url=http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/register\" target=\"quizilla\">Join<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a style=\"COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/redirect.php?statsid=20&#038;url=http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/makeaquiz.php\" target=\"quizilla\">Make A Quiz<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/redirect.php?statsid=42&amp;url=http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/users\/ELockhart\/quizzes\/\" target=\"quizilla\">More Quizzes<\/a> <a style=\"COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/redirect.php?statsid=19&amp;url=http:\/\/www.quizilla.com\/codepastes\/?quizid=3264348\" target=\"quizilla\">Grab Code<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;ll have to tell you if it&#8217;s &#8220;me&#8221; after I&#8217;ve read it.<\/p>\n<p>Terry Pratchett&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wintersmith\">Wintersmith<\/a>, the next book detailing the adventures of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Witches_(Discworld)#Tiffany_Aching\">Tiffany Aching,<\/a> is due in the UK in September&#8230; and in the US in October.<\/p>\n<p>I want to move to the UK.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have received my editorial letter from Alfred A. 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