{"id":2953,"date":"2006-07-04T17:45:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-04T17:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2953"},"modified":"2018-11-20T05:25:31","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T05:25:31","slug":"blogging-from-smoke-of-edit-he","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingya.com\/?p=2953","title":{"rendered":"Blogging from the smoke of Edit Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Chinese Pyrotechnics Day!<\/p>\n<p>Edit Hell continues, which is a bad thing, since not a lot of work is going to get done today, and the random fireworks let off by the neighbors isn&#8217;t helping. By Thursday I should have my final notes in order, and then I have a decision to make as to when\/how\/if I&#8217;m going to change anything more in my manuscript. I have to give props to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.taraweaver.com\/\">wordsmith<\/a> and true friend who unknowingly caused me to be less hysterical and to allow S.A.M. to preserve the fiction that no one does anything wrong but the writer. It takes a bit of getting used to, but remember this from my little meltdown moment: until it&#8217;s published, your novel is not about <em>you~!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>After days in Edit Hell, one realizes that chocolate is actually its own food group. Amsterdam agrees. As reported in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2006\/07\/04\/arts\/04arts.html?_r=1&#038;oref=slogin\">Arts<\/a> section of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\">NY Times<\/a>, this world&#8217;s largest cocoa port is developing a chocolate <i>theme park<\/i>. A la <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Willy_Wonka\">Wonka,<\/a> there will be a glass elevator and chocolate fountain and produce small amounts of chocolate. <strong>!!!!!!!<\/strong> It&#8217;s due to open in a couple of years &#8212; people, start saving for the pilgrimage. (And Holland should start bracing for great Dutch Migration &#8212; between the hash and the chocolate, people will move there and never want to leave!!)<\/p>\n<p>Incidentally, am I the only one who thinks that reuniting <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nathaniel_Hawthorne\">Nathaniel Hawthorne&#8217;s<\/a> decayed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2006\/06\/27\/us\/27hawthorne.html\">mortal remains<\/a> with those of his long dead wife is just weird? Or is Edit Hell leaching me of all romanticism?<\/p>\n<p>I love poking around and finding bizarre book news, or what <i>I<\/i> consider bizarre &#8212; but here&#8217;s one for most everyone&#8217;s list: the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.abanet.org\/\">American Bar Association<\/a> has released its second novel in 127 years. It&#8217;s a YA novel. Obviously. I mean, <a href=\"http:\/\/ozandends.blogspot.com\/2006\/06\/looking-for-leapholes.html\">isn&#8217;t the connection between the law and young adult literature obvious!?<\/a> Maybe not&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.publishersweekly.com\/article\/CA6346143.html?industryid=23586&amp;industry=%0D%0AChildren%27s+Books\">Publishers Weekly<\/a> carried the report, describing the novel, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/a%20href=\" affiliateid=\"'ReadersResponse&amp;isbn=\">Leapholes<\/a><\/em> as, according to Tim Brandhorst, ABA&#8217;s executive editor of publishing, &#8220;Harry Potter meets John Grisham. It&#8217;s time travel with a legal twist.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I guess if you publish enough legal briefs, novels seem like a reasonable next step, I suppose. But it&#8217;s not, people. It&#8217;s just not. Although fantasy was a good genre choice&#8230; Okay, <i>okay<\/i>. I reserve all judgment until I at least read the book&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Chinese Pyrotechnics Day! 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